I'm not a Mom on tv, but I play one in Real Life.

1. Make room in garage to park one car

2. Do Jillian Michaels' 30 Day Shred

3. Wear a bikini in public

4. Create an on-line photo album DONE 1/16/09

5. Go line dancing

6. Have a taffy pull

7. Take a CPR class

8. Take a self-defense class

9. Organize the linen closet

10. Do a paint by numbers

11. Do a latch-hook rug

12. Go on a mini-vacation by myself

13. Go to Yellowstone

14. Go horseback riding

15. Create a GFCF lasange crockpot recipe DONE 10/05/09

16. Recover the seats of the kitchen chairs & bar stools

17. Learn how to use Crystal Reports DONE 4/9/11

18. Go to Universal Studios DONE 4/13/09

19. Get a library card DONE 2/5/09

20. Go Bungee Jumping

21. Go to Hearst Castle DONE 4/3/11

22. Go on a flashlight tour of the Winchester Mystery House DONE 10/17/09

23. Go see a play at our local Playhouse

24. Take a dance class

25. Make hand molds of Sean and Skye

26. See a Broadway show DONE 2/17/09

27. Go to a wine tasting DONE 1/31/09

28. Ride the subway in New York DONE 2/20/09

29. See the Statue of Liberty DONE 2/19/09

30. Visit Mount Rushmore

31. Hike the Grand Canyon

32. Take a pottery class

33. Write down one thing I am thankful for daily for a month

34. Put up window treatments in the house

35. Replace the vertical blinds in the family room

36. Go on a sailboat

37. Go kayaking DONE 4/15/09

38. Go white water rafting DONE 4/15/09

39. Start an herb garden

40. Buy a piece of art

41. Make a snow angel

42. Build a sandcastle

43. Build a snowman DONE 3/7/10

44. Take my kids sledding DONE 3/7/10

45. Go snowboarding

46. Go wakeboarding

47. Ride on a jet ski

48. Go waterskiing

49. Read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to Sean and Skye DONE 3/4/09

50. Learn to make sushi

51. Take an art class

52. Read the entire published works of Jane Austin

53. Get Sean and Skye to sleep in their own room DONE 6/1/09

54. Visit Alaska

55. Take a cruise DONE 4/14/10

56. Learn a martial art DONE 5/1/09

57. Take a kickboxing class

58. Take a spinning class

59. Organize the box of photos in my closet DONE 6/2/09

60. Get my motorcycle driver's license

61. Buy a car DONE 3/4/09

62. Go scuba-diving

63. Ride my bike to work

64. Take a photography class

65. Finish crocheting Kenny's blanket by his 1st birthday DONE 1/16/09

66. Cross-stitch three items

67. Knit an afghan

68. Make Skye a smocked dress DONE 11/18/10

69. Get a Brazillian Wax

70. Take the kids hiking in Muir Woods DONE 10/11/10

71. Eat no processed food for 30 days DONE 6/11/10

72. Print, frame and hang my own photography DONE 4/2/09

73. Enter a creative writing contest

74. Repaint the living & family rooms DONE 3/15/09

75. Take a class at the community college

76. Buy a piano DONE 09/09

77. Learn conversational American Sign Language

78. Take a trip to Europe

79. Vacation in Bermuda

80. Visit my friend in Minnesota

81. Take a Girls Only Vacation DONE 4/11/10

82. Read at least one book a month

83. Take a flying lesson

84. Hike to the top of Half-Dome, Yosemite

85. Give up Diet Coke/Coke Zero for 30 days DONE 09/09

86. Sing karaoke

87. Set foot in the Atlantic Ocean

88. Make a scrapbook for each child

89. Take a picture a day for 365 days

90. Post a blog for 30 consecutive days

91. Run a 10K DONE 09/19/09

92. Run a 12K

93. Run a half-marathon

94. Run a marathon

95. Compete in a triathlon

96. Go skydiving DONE 3/28/09

97. Get a tattoo DONE 1/4/09

98. Go on a date

99. Keep with appointment with dermatologist DONE 3/18/11

100. Reach goal weight

101. Be an extra in a movie

Cali

20 years old
Loves Anime, is an aspiring writer and currently does voice-over work on fan-fictiony stuff that I don't have a clue about. She was diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome at age 16. She graduated from high school with her class and is now enrolled in college and working full-time. She moved out last year and is leading a very happy, successful, independent and quite "normal" life.

Jason

18 years old
Friends fanatic, fancies himself the next Chandler Bing. Now that he has his license, the next step is his own car. He loves energy drinks, World of Warcraft and torturing Tad. He is now a college man.

Tad

15 years old
Xbox addict, total Metrosexual and believer in the powers of Ax products. He's a shy, surprisingly funny, and exceptionally popular kid. He's joined the high school football team so he can get more girls.

Sean

9 years old
Obsessed with the Titanic, cars, airplanes and basically anything that has an engine. His teachers told me he should go into engineering. He has a very mechanical mind and can fix just about anything. He was diagnosed with PDDnos on the autism spectrum just before his 5th birthday. He is the sweetest little boy you will ever meet.

Skye McKenna

7 years old
The Princess, loves all things pink and glittery. She loves making faces, having her picture taken, and drawing pictures of her family and friends. She was diagnosed with PDDnos on the autism spectrum when she was 2 and was enrolled immediately in an early intervention program. She is completely mainstreamed and classified as "recovered".